On 1295-MiniChess:

Hixie: WARNING.
Oppfiring maxes detected.
Please evacuate the premises immediately.
Carinda: that was not my best start ever.

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Hixie: no boom splodey?
Carinda:

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Hixie: BOOM SPLODEY!!!!
Carinda: NO BOOM SPLODEY! PURPLE BOOM SPLODEY IS BAD FOR THE COUNTRY! YOU, SIR, ARE NO PATRIOT!!!