A review of Sewer, Gas, and Electric The Public Works Trilogy Matt Ruff Warner/Aspect Science Fiction 1997 IBSN: 0-446-60642-1 560 pages There's so much to like about this, it's hard to know where to begin. It's like Douglas Adams and Neal Stephenson on a satirical communist/liberatarian kick with a heavy dose of Carl Hiaasen. In other words, it's crazy but startlingly clever. Start with Harry Gant, sort of a Bill Gates-cum-Howard Hughes who can't keep his attention focused on the business side of his transglobal megacorporation. He keeps getting distracted by neat technology ideas and his ex-wife, social crusader Joan Fine. Add a nuclear submarine (named the "Yabba-dabba-doo") filled with eco-warriors that keeps sinking Gant's money-making operations in acts of terrorism that protect the environment and occasionally save some endangered lemurs. Then, for a more sinister note, find out that all black people on Earth are dead except for those with green eyes due to an unknown, unexplained plague. Gant's corporation's hottest products are, if you pardon my French, "Electric Negroes," which are electronic Mr. Robotos that do many of the jobs nobody wants to. Is the fact that the most popular skin color for the robots is black a painfully un-politically-correct coincidence, or part of some sinister plan? That's about all I'll reveal here, except that our heroes and heroines encounter things only found in pedal-to-the-metal social satire---an Ayn Rand simalcrum in a lantern that guides the socialist heroine from place to place, an Eskimo from Kansas who calls himself "Twenty-nine words for snow," Queen Elizabeth wielding a submachine gun, and a giant multi-legged landshark who, for public relations reasons, is called "Meisterbrau." It's wild, it's wooly, and it's hilarious. Hilarious how? Well, lots of the clever ironic, sarcastic humor requires some knowledge of the plot, but you've got to love any book where one set of characters are watching "Star Wars" from a communist perspective. When listening to Luke telling Biggs to bail out as they attack the Death Star in the final battle, he asks the following question: "Please explain something...Intergalactic class struggle is taking place in hard vacuum above imperialist battle station. Where precisely is noble working-class member of People's Army supposed to eject to?" "What are you talking about?" asks the communist's companion. "He told him to eject...Even if parachute opens in zero atmosphere, proletarian paratrooper will land on Death Star and either die in nuclear chain reation or have neck broken by capitalist pawn Darth Vader." Damn, Ruff, that's a good point. Like Robert Anton Wilson, Ruff's yarn is mostly an excuse to string together a series of amusing scenes and interesting lectures on history (and some even more bizarre extrapolations into the future). Ruff seems to be a serious Ayn Rand scholar and his exposition covers an annotated summary of _Atlas Shrugged_ (and, indeed, this book is somewhat a parody of that same book). Conversations with Rand's ghost lead the reader on a trip through some logical objections to libertarian extremism. At other times, Ruff's just doing Hitchhiker's Guide asides for a laugh. This book is devilishly funny. I kept reading good parts to my wife until I realized that nearly every page had a "good part." I gasped out loud at one scene in its cleverness; it's two interpretations of a scene at Disneyworld's Club 33 (a real place in real life), and the intricacies of how the two scenes interrelate is almost worth the rest of the book alone. I have to say that even as I tore through this novel with delight, I ended up confusing several of the characters and their quests. I would complain Ruff needed better editing, but I feel for his editor---leaving out one of the amusing asides would detract from the story or the fun, even if it made the story is sometimes pretty ragged. At over 500 pages in paperback, though, I think wrangling a piece of such epic satire into any sort of readable shape is good enough, even if it isn't totally polished. This is Ruff's second novel, and I eagerly await him further exploring his imagination. This effort is completely worth reading and worth reading again. If you liked _Snow Crash_, if you liked _Shroedinger's Cat_ but could use less drug use, and if you're willing to laugh at some of America's sacred cows, you've got some serious fun ahead of you.