Wolff rating: MOSTLY HARMLESS
Plot summary: Two cops follow a photographer to a steamy kinky-sex island.
Biased, pithy comments: There were really two movies here; an S\&M love story and a sitcom about two straight cops in a kinky world. Neither of them are that good---the cop story is a little dull and far too simple, and the love story is played really flatly by Delany and Mercutio. The story should either be for laughs or be kinky and weird, but you can't do both (or at least this iteration didn't work). Costumes on the fantasy island resemble those wacky outfits the healthy blond race of aliens the Enterprise found in TNG's first season.
How many times I have seen it: x1
Starring: Dana Delaney, Paul Mercutio, Rosie O'Donell, Dan Aykroyd