Wolff rating: NIGHTMARE
Plot summary: Young boy pursued by murderous cultists heads out to find out why his father was killed. Gee, maybe the murderous cultists would know about that death.
Biased, pithy comments: Boring, stupid, and numbing, this film shows why not everyone is given a camera and told to shoot a film. Besides some rookie mistakes like continuity and editing glitches, it's brainless, pointless, worse-than-Knight-Rider action sequences with long, boring tracts of film in between. I'm having trouble figuring out what the dumbest part of the movie is---is it the ``Good thing this grappling hook was sitting here on the ground'' moment? The fact that the main character is called ``Zap Rowsdower?'' Or perhaps it's that these evil cultists carry scimitars (in Canada, no less) that look like they were made in a high school metal shop in about 20 minutes? Every human being has a story to tell; tragically, Greidanus's was about Zap Rowsdower.
Other Notes: \MST. Also known as ``Quest for the Lost City.''
How many times I have seen it: x1
Starring: Bruce J. Mitchell, Christian Malcolm, Shane Marceau.
Directed by: Tjardus Greidanus