Wolff rating: NOT BAD
Plot summary: Bulky Austrian scientist decides to impregnate himself to test his new drug.
Biased, pithy comments: If you can disconnect much of your science brain, this no-brainer of a movie can help you relax and forget your troubles, briefly, by avoiding any amount of controversy beyond a few vaguely sexist remarks/actions from the cast. Arnold is fine, and he has good chemistry with DiVito. Female scientist is nicely acted, though her lines are a little awkward when they try to accuse Arnold of stealing womanhood in general.
Other Notes: Very, very light.
How many times I have seen it: x1
Starring: Arnold Schwartzenegger, Danny DeVito, Emma Thompson.
Directed by: Ivan Reitman