Wolff rating: NIGHTMARE
Plot summary: Another Finnish epic come to the big screen, on the order of ``The Day the Earth Froze''. An overweight ``teenager'' (who is about forty) becomes a great hero in fighting off the Huns.
Biased, pithy comments: The big problem here, besides the weird directing and the totally obscure plot, is the leaden acting by just about everyone. Unless you know this epic from some unfortunate graduate study in Nordic literature, you can sleep through this one and be a happier person.
Other Notes: \MST.
How many times I have seen it: x1
Starring: I have no idea